Olivia & Wouter
BEGIN THEIR JOURNEY
Dear Readers,
The editorial team wishes you an enjoyable, exciting, and entertaining read with this special edition.
It features freshly written pieces from the gossip press, along with analyses, commentary, and interviews.
You’ll also find a compact overview of the most important facts and figures about the bride and groom —
handpicked and thoroughly prepared by their toughest critics.
Happy reading!
Wedding Day Weather Forecast
Morning
The wedding day begins with plenty of sunshine, briefly interrupted by emotional whirlwinds.
Midday
A golden ring settles gently around the fingers of the happy couple.
Expect a summer shower of well-wishes!
Evening
As alcoholic beverages are consumed, a cheerful and increasingly damp weather pattern sets in.
Localized fog may develop and temporary loss of direction.
Night
The later it gets, the steamier the atmosphere becomes.
The air is charged with energy, pierced by dancing feet, loud music, and occasional sing-alongs.
A wedding is not only the union of two people, but the coming together of two families, each with their own stories, traditions, and love. Today, we celebrate the beginning of a shared future — where laughter, memories, and new bonds will grow.
Olivia was born in Hong Kong, but the Schmutz family packed up and moved to Switzerland in 1995. She grew up with her two older sisters, Melanie and Natalie — which explains a lot. Olivia got her sweetness and manners from Julie, and her punctuality from Bene: if you're not five minutes early, you're late!
Wouter inherited his warmth, thoughtfulness, and love of the outdoors from his mother — whether it's hiking, beach days, or simply spending time outside with friends. From his father, he got his easygoing nature and a healthy enthusiasm for gaming. Wouter grew up in the small town of Amsternarde. From an early age, he surrounded himself with a group of friends — some of whom are here today to celebrate his wedding. Life brought changes as his parents, Jan and Corine, went their separate ways, and Wouter’s family grew in beautiful ways: Corine found love again with Dave from Scotland, and Jan with Lia from Bergen op Zoom. Whenever Wouter visits the Netherlands, he makes a point of visiting both and making time for all the people he loves.
They raised them and they know them best. In this special feature, we sit down for an exclusive chat with the two women who’ve known the bride and groom since day one: their mums. They offer us a rare and touching glimpse into the love, laughter, and life lessons behind the happy couple.
What was Olivia like as a child?
Olivia was sweet, happy, joyful and trouble-free as a child.
Can you share your favorite memory?
Olivia’s first word was ‘turtle.’ We don’t know why. But mostly we are so grateful for the many happy memories surrounded by Olivia’s special sparkle.
What was your first impression about Wouter?
My first impression of Wouter was his wide, generous smile which reminded me of her father’s.
When did you realize this relationship was serious?
I realized this relationship was serious very early on and was not surprised when they decided to move in together.
Do you have any advice for the couple?
My advice is to keep your sense of humour and to respect each other.
If you had one wish for the couple, what would it be?
A baby, of course, but mostly, a long, happy and healthy life together.
Do you have any advice for the couple?
Wouter and Olivia are wise and know what is important to them in life. They make good choices and, in my opinion, don't need any advice from me. I have full confidence in them.
If you could grant the couple one wish, what would it be?
I wish them lots of fun and enjoyment in their life together. The rest will come naturally.
What was Wouter like as a child?
He was sweet and easy-going, as well as active and enterprising. He enjoyed parties and celebrations, and would join in as long as there was something to do. After all, sleep is for fools! He always loved sports, such as judo, hockey, football, winter sports, climbing and sailing. His friends were (and still are) important to him.
Can you share your favorite memory?
Last summer I was able to make a climbing tour with my son. This experience I will treasure for always.
What was your first impression of Olivia?
I immediately thought: he has found Miss Switzerland! She's sweet and kind, strong and independent, and has a great sense of humour. Jackpot!
When did you realize this relationship was serious?
When Wouter talked about Olivia, it was clear that he was in love with her. Moving in together is also a clear indication of serious intentions. Last summer, Wouter wanted to introduce me to Olivia's parents. It doesn't get any clearer than that, does it?
"Remember, 'happy wife, happy life' is not just a saying, it's a survival tactic."
"A strong marriage isn’t about perfection—it’s about choosing each other, every single day, through every season, even when it’s hard. Especially when it’s hard."
“A good marriage is where each partner secretly suspects they got a better deal.”
"Marriage teaches you loyalty, patience, understanding... and how to load a dishwasher correctly."
"Always say ‘I love you’ — and occasionally throw in a ‘Wow, you look hot.’"
"Make each other laugh. And when in doubt — dance it out in the kitchen."
"Pick your battles. Especially over thermostat settings, GPS directions, and where the scissors went."
Royal Decree No. 2025/09/13
THE MARRIAGE LAW OF OLIVIA & WOUTER
Let it be known throughout the land, from the laundry basket valleys to the great couch kingdoms, that on the 13th day of the 9th month in the year 2025, the following laws shall govern the union of Queen Olivia and Lord Wouter, henceforth referred to as The Married Party.
Article I – Snack Equality Clause
Any snack, no matter how secretly purchased or hidden, must be shared upon request.
Exceptions: Tim Tams are reserved for Olivia
Article II – Netflix Loyalty Oath
Watching a series episode without the other shall be considered a mild betrayal of the union and will
require reparations in the form of dessert delivery.
Article III – Decision-Making Delegation
Wouter shall be granted full freedom to make all major household decisions...
…as long as Olivia agrees in advance, in writing, or via subtle eyebrow gestures.
Article IV – Argument Arbitration Protocol
All disagreements shall be settled via:
Rock-paper-scissors,
Dance battle,
Or who can make the other laugh first.
Article V – The Great Blanket Charter
Whosoever holds the blanket must offer at least 37% coverage to the other party.
Blanket theft shall result in exile to the edge of the bed.
Article VI – Eternal Alliance Declaration
This marriage shall be rooted in:
Unconditional loyalty,
Endless laughter,
And unlimited snack runs at odd hours.
Signed under the twinkling lights of love,
On this day of holy and hilarious matrimony,
👑 Queen Olivia
🛡️ Lord Wouter
Mix the hearts until well combined.
Stir in laughter daily — don’t be stingy.
Fold in patience gently (this may take practice).
Add silliness and wine as desired.
Bake through life’s highs and lows — always keep it warm.
Top with kisses and enjoy with a side of Netflix and snacks.
Tip: Best served with a sense of humor and a backup stash of chocolate.
